Cookie policy

🥃 Attention, internet connaisseurs,

At Impossible Drinks we take cookies seriously — the kind that pair beautifully with a rare dram, not the kind that follow you around the internet. Which makes this policy refreshingly short.

We do not use cookies

This website places no cookies on your device. It stores nothing in your browser and reads nothing back. That is also why you were never asked to dismiss a consent banner: there is simply nothing to consent to.

No trackers, no third parties

We run no advertising or tracking scripts. Our fonts are served from our own servers rather than a third party, so merely reading this page shares your details with no one.

How we count visits

We do like to know which pages are read, so that we can keep improving the site. For that we use Plausible Analytics, a privacy-friendly service hosted in the European Union. It sets no cookies, builds no personal profiles and cannot follow you across other websites. It tells us aggregated numbers only — how many people read a page and roughly where they arrived from. Never who you are.

When you leave our site

Our pages link to Instagram and WhatsApp. Follow such a link and you become their guest rather than ours, at which point their own cookie and privacy policies apply.

What are cookies?

For completeness: cookies are small text files that a website places on your computer, tablet or mobile phone when you visit it. They store information about your visit, which lets a site recognise you on a later one — handy when a site would otherwise ask you to log in every time. Ours has nothing to log in to, so we do without.

Questions

Ask us anything at geert@impossible-drinks.com.

Sincerely,
The Impossible Drinks Team